The chick that looks like a dude- a HOT dude.

Shop-ping

2006-12-13T05:31:00.000-08:00

It was crazy. I went to a MANGO 50% off sale, and lived to tell the tale.

Actually ugh, I didn't even buy anything I was just waiting and being all hobo-ish in a corner while Ethel, her sister and Twiggy shopped their brains out.

It was nuts man, nuts.

By the time we got to Espirt ( another 50% discount thing) I was getting sooo bored, I sat in a corner with like, 8 other 5 year olds surrounding me, all of them playing Pokemon on their colourful nintendo consoles. Crystal went crazy and tried on practically half the store.
I called Deanna to whine, she hung up.

"ukk..."

But all in all, I bought some good stuff I guess.
Green shirt from topman ( hahaha I can finally wear an 's')
Earring things
Earsticks
Black nailpoilish for Anthea.

Oh, and i came across this picture on Cheryl's blog. Made my day hahahaha, I don't have any good pictures of the cluedo thingy at the choir camp.

I'm tired, and my feet hurt.

And Rachel just threathened to mangle me the next time she sees me since I lost her choir attendance sheet :X ( and mine)

Ukk.

Mixed signals, are BAD!

2006-12-10T07:28:00.000-08:00

Ok, you know what, if any of you here, have like, a significant other, or like someone you're crushing on blah blah.

NEVER EVER EVER GIVE THEM MIXED SIGNALS, BECAUSE IT IS AS ANNOYING AS FUCK.

Like, oh my GOD. I was with Rachel Lim at the paper crane thingy , the rice distribution thing. And on Saturday, she was so ultra nice to me, I mean, she was so nice, I was willing to overlook the fact that she was a cool 4 hours late.

The events went as such:

2:30: Rachel FINALLY arrives after agreeing to meet with me at 11.

4:00: We catch some really late lunch and I get cheated by coffee bean for a $4 cup of unsweetened ribena ( Fruit tea surprise. wtf.)
Rachel tells me about some primary school girl ( yes girl) who has a crush on her, and about some Sec 1 NT malay girl who writes her love letters. My arm muscles feel awfully tense. Maybe I am a little jealous.

4:45-6:00: We laugh, talk, fold cranes.

6:30-7ish: Loiter around parkway, she kept telling me about how strict the Phillipine NCOCC was. And how hellish it was, it made me shudder, it really sounded freakish.

Late7ish: Rachel wants to come to my house X___X

Later7ish: We go to my house, and Rachel decides to want to go to East Coast to skate. How can I refuse? ><

Late8ish: I do up Rachel's skates and we're good to go.

Lateronish: Rachel keeps crashing into my arms to stop, since she can't brake, and she won't let go of my hand (even though she can balance herself just fine), and she keeps wanting to carry on although the back of the skate is digging into her leg-ow-. Everytime i redo-up her skate, she kicks me in the thigh with her other skate, or pinches my cheek saying that I'm inefficent, then when I mutter " Well sorry I'm inefficent..." she laughs and says
" No, I was kidding, thank you for doing this for me."
And then gives me a reassuring poke on the cheek.

Near9ish: My bus arrives, Rachel gives me a BIG hug and lets me kiss her on the cheek- without her slapping me and screaming OH MY GOD!

Laterish: I'm heading to bed, and my sms-tone goes off. It's a message from Rachel. it read:

" Thanks. I had a nice time :) " ( yes, WITH the smiley)

I was over the moon, seriously, she's never been so ...NICE to me before, and I don't know what to think of it, but I'm telling you, I went to bed that night with the biggest smile on my face.

The next day, she turns up a nice 3 hours late again, but hey, I told myself to let it go, Rachels'...well she's Rachel!

But today, she was like, in hyper bitch mode or something. Talking was kept to a minimal. She didn't want to sit anywhere close to me. She refused to go to lunch with me and instead went off with Christine Chia and Dionis. Then, SHE INVITED HER MAID ALONG, and naturally she'd want to talk to her in Tagalog more than she would want to commune with me in English, so you can pretty much guess how it was.

She was just so...ugh, it was like, I couldn't beleive I waited 3 hours for that.

Then, she decided to leave early, and i was left there, with all the Chinese-educated Singlish speakers. In other words, I was ALONNEEE.

Today was miserable. To sum it up.

Mixed signals suck.

emophuck.

2006-12-04T08:31:00.000-08:00

I'm going to pull an Anthea, so I'm going to refer to myself in the 3rd person.

Seah looked to the sky, but it was blocked by the ceiling.
" oh no" she thought.
"How can I see my beautiful blue sky, laced with fluffy white clouds, if it's blocked from my view by a structure made of plaster?"

She sighed.

"Without...my blue sky laced with the flurry of fluffy white clouds...my life has no meaning"

She sighed again.
And then decided to continue...on her journal entry of the day.

Christine whisked her blondish fringe out of her eyebrows. Oh how she wished to have a longer fringe. It made her sad how she could still see clearly.She wanted a dark layer of cooling hair, to hide her from the public eye.

She sighed once more.

How she loved to sigh.

"Dear diary," she started off.

" My world.. is like... ...a black ABYSS...so..SUFFOCATING...it's TIGHTENING...it's TIGHTER than a pair of my little sister's jeans... ( which look great on me by the way.........)"

She smiled. Thinking of how the denim scrunched her ass up.

" My parents think I'm a lesbian, because they saw me making out with this chick....ok I was making out with 4 chicks. But can't a chick make out with another chick without being a lesbian?

God, I'm so misunderstood..........."

She closed the book and smoothed her fringe down so that it almost covered most of her forehead.

" I wonder if I put enough dots in my diary entry"

Wow, being an emokid is fun :)

gasp

2006-12-03T05:36:00.000-08:00

I dyed my hair.

It was just supposed to be highlights, but i think the lady went a little overboard.
Looks like tiger stripes. ROWWWRRRR.

Kinky ;3

Here's a better picture from the front i took today ( I pierced my ear too. hahaha)
And uhm.

Well...

I realize how incredibly wrong it look.
IT WAS MEIJI RED BEAN ICE CREAM. BELEIVE MEEEHHH DDDD:

Christine says:
....i suppose it doesn't help if i included that the ice cream i was eating
Christine says:
had a condensed milk centre
Christine says:
..
dr. pepper says:
... ....
dr. pepper says:
i think i'm gonna puke

Curse you twiggy D: *shakes fist angrily*

May your head burst in his awesomeness.

2006-12-01T03:53:00.000-08:00

Oh my god. This is so inspiring.

I will study the dictionar now. Exclusively the "V" section.

Rowwrrrr.

2006-11-29T22:29:00.000-08:00

God damn, I'm horny again

Alright, this is going to be, the very first post, that I'm posting, purely because of boredom.
Yes, this is going to be similar to those ah lian " omfg, my day was so boring worrxx" sort of thing.

Actually no, maybe I'll say something about choir camp. I liked it.

It was fun because we had so much spare time, and hahaha, the practices were the funnest ever. I was horny beyond beleif, and i think somehow my horniness caught on to Mr Liew. So he got horny too and teased Anthea for singing like a "sexy lion". Rowwrr.

Rachel got horny too, she put her leg over me when we were going to sleep and said in a really loud voice "WORK ME BABY!" Ah, bliss. ( I didn't "work" her though , regretfully. Haha)

Cluedo was the best, except i got slapped like, a billion times by Ethel and a gazillion times by Rachel ( she even shoved me down the stairs! Haha, I know she wants me.)

And wow, did I mention? Rachel looked totally hot. I mean HOT. Even though she was wearing a skirt as a dress, hahaha. But rowwr, maybe it was the lighting, or the red glow-stick around her neck, or maybe both.

Haha, maybe this can be the promo for the choir cluedo event.

Yeah, I'm done. For now I guess.

I'm listening to this song, and it's turning me on.

2006-11-26T00:44:00.000-08:00

Future
Sex
Love
Sound

You know what you want
And that makes you just like me
See everybody says you're hot, baby
But can you make it hot for me
Said if you're thinking 'bout holding back
Don't worry, girl'
Cause I'm gonna make it so easy
So slide a little bit closer to me, little girl
Daddy's on a mission to please

Wait a second
She's hopped up on me
I've got her in my zone
Her body's pressed up on me
I think she's ready to blow
Must be my
Future
Sex
Love
Sound
And when it goes down, baby all you gotta do is

Just tell me which way you like that
All you gotta do is
Tell me which way you like that
Do you like it like this
Do you like it like that
Tell me which way you like that
Tell me which way you like that

You can't stop, baby
You can't stop once you've turned me on
And your enemy are your thoughts, babySo just let em go
'Cause all I need is a moment alone
To give you my tone
And put you out of control
And after you let it in
We'll be skin to skin
It's just so natural

Wait a second
She's hopped up on me
I've got her in my zone
Her body's pressed up on me
I think she's ready to blow
Must be my
Future
Sex
Love
Sound
And when it goes down,baby all you gotta do is
Just tell me which way you like that
All you gotta do is
Tell me which way you like that
Do you like it like this
Do you like it like that
Tell me which way you like that
Tell me which way you like that

snort haha.

2006-11-10T21:16:00.000-08:00

The infamous, "sonic" picture.

2006-11-09T04:50:00.000-08:00

Yes, Miss Chua, biology teacher of 3/3, 3/4 had that image in her slideshow about " involuntary reflexes"

She was apparently too innocent to notice how Sally was tied up on a bed, and how her ankles were cuffed (clearly, this spells out BONDAGE.)

But instead, the overweight biology teacher insisted that she overlooked that, and that she took the image merely because it showed " the red hedgehog laughing till she cried."

Yes Miss Chua, we all cry from our temples.

Biology.
... How kinky.

League of Loser ( oh look, an update)

2006-10-21T05:15:00.000-07:00

Alright, am I the only one to notice this?

Why…do all the members of the robotics club (in exception of Anthea), speak in exactly the same way? The same loserific way?

Is it influenced by their seniors? (Deborah Tan, aka girl with dandruffy long hair, Mei Ying, aka Deborah’s bitch ,and Denissa Lim, aka the girl with the really big butt who wore really short shorts on the sec 3 camp) They all have tendency to speak in awfully high whiney tones, AND they all just can’t talk without shouting to get their point across to save their lives.

Like for example, one day, I was with Anthea in the canteen when one of the robotics members came up to her senior ( the high belt and goofy teeth were a real giveaway) and began shrieking “YOOOOU DINT TELL ME TOM YAM WAS CHILLLIIII!!”

Anthea and I were STUNNED. And the conversation went a little like this,

A: “ uh… what did you think tom yam was?”
C: “ ketchup? *guffaw guffaw*”
Robotics girl: UH, YAAA
A+C: ...uhm…
Robotics girl: *repeats in the same flustered tone*YOOOOU DINT TELL ME TOM YAM WAS CHILLLLLIII!
C: relax.
Robotics girl: I THOUGHT IT WAS KETCHUPPP! *pant pant*
C: yeah… I’m just… gonna go now.

I mean, oh god, she was a SPITTING IMAGE of ol’ jelly butt Denissa. ( think of the time… when we had some social studies project performance, and she did the racial riots started by a bottle and her voice sounds like a cat being gutted alive, while being turned inside out.)

And, I must also add. What is it with Mei Ying and Denissa’s sudden enthusiasm for sports? Their both not exactly sport prodigies. And to be frank, they just plain suck.

About a month back, Mei Ying and jelly butt CHALLENGED Deanna and I in basketball! I mean, gawd, has her butt consumed what was left of her mind??

Needless to say, we totally trashed them, but it was entertaining to see them try anyway.

After that game, they kept asking us to play with them EVERY SINGLE DAY. And the twin losers would always ‘practice’ like, an hour before we even hit the court.

( their ‘practice’ basically means standing in one fixed spot, and aiming the ball , netball style, toward the hoop. And in the off-chance, when the ball actually goes in, they do the ritualistic loserific dance and then try to achieve such glory again.)
Oh and, you guessed it, we trashed them again.

And have you seen them ‘sparring’?

( ‘sparring’ to them, basically means taking the girl guild bamboo poles and whacking them against each other while making lame battle cries)

It’s like, attack of the kung fu zombie losers part 3. Except with less style and more flab.

I think, they should rename the robotics club the League of Losers. Because, well, it just suits them more, does’nt it?

- Christine gonna-trash-me-some-loser Seah.

Not a Lesbian. Really.

2006-09-01T06:05:00.000-07:00

Ok, for the last fooking time.

I AM NOT A LESBIAN.

And I am NOT WITH RACHEL LIM.
Jesus.

Sure, I’ve got short hair. And I (direct quote from Ee’s blog) "look like a dude." And I certainly can’t help it if I "look like I have a dick of my own"! (grammar was changed) I like cars too. And I watch F1.
(Not saying the post was bad, I think Ee's blog is funneh)

And I know I may sometimes seem a little dude-ish with my language. I mean, hell, look at my blog title.

IT’S A JOKE. I’M MAKING YOU LAUGH. HAHA. I’ve got a decent sense of humour, so I’m going along with your whole little inside joke thing.

I’M NOT A LESBIAN.

As for the whole Rachel Lim thing, I mean, yeah she’s nice. She can be a little pushy, but she’s nice. Thing is, I really REALLY don’t like her in that way. I know I got a bit dramatic when she was pissing me off. I was frustrated ok?!

I told people that I couldn’t possibly be a lesbian since I think Mr. Chew’s voice is sexy, and I’m into a variety of celebrities. (like Jude Law. Like Ewan McGregor.)

What do they reply “oh, so you’re bisexual?” X________X

I mean, even Ms.Nooryati and Mrs. Jalleh think I’m a lesbian. Isn’t that just a bitch?

Since Rachel was sick on my little choir Euro tour thingy, I offered to help her carry her luggage, which was ¾ the size of the poor girl. I was just being nice.

Yeah, she was sleeping on my lap on the plane, and the bus. So what? She wanted to since she wasn’t feeling well. I didn’t initiate it. I let her because she was really sick. Again, I was just being nice.

And what do I get? I get the whole fooking choir thinking I’m her girl-boyfriend. Jesus people, get a life.

I don’t have anything against lesbians, or gays, or even bisexuals. I’m just not one. I’m just straight.

The end.
- Chris. Seah (the non-lesbian)

This, will make you scream, curl up, and DIE.

2006-08-20T02:11:00.000-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

THE DUMBEST VIDEO ON EARTH.

Hands down.

I mean, oh...god. Just... wow..

This has to be suckage in it's PUREST FORM.

Then again, he's Canadian. So it all makes sense.

World Peace-
Chris. Seah.

Word of caution:

2006-08-09T20:02:00.000-07:00

Oh bah, my dad was snooping around my computer last night.

He’s gotten a little paranoid now that I have a blog.

“Christine, you’re naturally outspoken, so I don’t want you posting any complaints on any subject on this ‘blog’. You might end up in trouble. BIG trouble.”

Ok, public opinion, have I posted anything “OHGODRACISTCOMMENTARRESTHER” worthy?

All I’ve been doing is talking about random crap, like that caterpillar. It’s not going to start an international debate whether the puss caterpillar is, or is not, the most flucking disgusting thing on the earth. Neither is the I-hate-periodc-tables club going to launch an attack on me.

Hahaha, turns out he visited dempster’s (darling Deborah tan from 3/6’s boyfriend *blech*) blog instead of the REAL one hahaha.

(Does tortured-artist.blogspot ANGST ANGST sound like ME? T___T It’s so over angsty and not tasteful.)

So yes, anyway, back to my main purpose of this post.

Yeah people, be a little more …nicey-nice with your words. No more f-ing around. Parents are sensitive in that way. Chyeah.

Peace out
-Chris Seah.

Ew...fucking sick.

2006-08-05T06:40:00.000-07:00

Oh gross.
Aparently, it's known as Megalopyge opercularis or the "puss caterpillar"

Looks to me like a tarantula+ dog+ monkey+ cockroach+ thing.

You know what's even sicker? Look what it grows into:

Oh god.
"M. opercularis can be found on oaks, elms, citrus and other trees, and many garden plants such as roses and ivy. It is distributed throughout the southern United States, Mexico, and parts of Central America. The larva does not spin a real cocoon, rather, it separates from its furry skin and uses it as a protective covering while it pupates."

Isn't that the most fucking cool yet gross thing you've ever heard of?

Dude. God must have been playing a joke when he made this thing.

Respect
-Chris Seah

Periodic tables rock.

2006-08-02T06:03:00.000-07:00

Isn’t the periodic table awesome?! I mean, gosh. Wow.

It took me nearly two years to appreciate it’s brilliance. Today at chemistry class, I was just…IN AWE at how amazing this compliation of chemical terms is.

Firstly, it’s all in NUMERICAL ORDER. Not just ASCENDING ORDER -oh no- CONSECUTIVELY NUMERICAL. As if that wasn’t amazing enough, the overall charge of the atoms (like cations or anions) are placed in this pattern that goes1+,2+,3+,0,3-,2-,1-Then it repeats itself. In perfect order, seriously man, it’s just freakin’ amazing how it still stays in perfect order.

As if all that wasn’t cool enough, there are these things called ‘periods’ in a periodical table right? Meaning the horizontal ‘grouping’. Guess what?

The first period (first horizontal line across) contains elements that have one valence shell.
The second period contains elements that have two valence shells.
The third contains elements with three valence shells.
And so on.

AND THE WHOLE THING IS STILL IN PERFECT ORDER!

Then today, I learnt about the Lanthanum and Actinum series, it totally blew my mind.

The periodical table cuts off perfectly at the element Lanthanum (La- proton number of 57) and then continues all the way till Lutetium, proton number 71. (These elements are all highly unstable and very radioactive. That’s why their in a seperate section) Same for Actinium (proton numbers 90-103).

Despite the huge cut offs, the periodic table still remains intact and in order. It’s like someone created this perfect jigsaw where all the elements could be perfectly arranged in this sequence. It’s too astounding for me to describe coherently. It’s like... incredi-tasticly-enlighting!

Isn’t chemistry delightful?!

Hell yeah, I'm a loser.
-Chris. Seah

Seahism, what YOU should be studying.

2006-07-31T03:50:00.000-07:00

Hey ,hey dahlinks.

That’s right, Christine-frikkin’-Seah got a frikkin’ blog. Why? I thought it would be nice to enlighten you mere mortals about my life.

(Ah, I’m kidding, I read Clare Ee’s and Ethel’s blog and thought it would be neat if I had one too ; I have no life *cough*)

Seahism: the greatest and only way of life one should be following. It is what makes this world a better place, it is what salvages and makes up for idiots everywhere who still don’t understand what a “mole” in chemical terms is.

Follow the ways of Seahism, and you will find yourself getting smarter. You won’t be

Like every great religion, Seahism has rules and guidelines.
- Keep a mirror/comb with you at all times, both at the same time works just fine too.
- Be proficient in the English language. Seahism does not tolerate ‘leet’ or ‘lian’ speak. (omfg worxx)
- Love yourself , man.
- Love others too, it makes them love you more.
- One must strive to be “judicious”, “(to have) keen insights” and “perceptive”.
- The word “ like” is appreciated, not overused.
- Be truckin’ original, wannabeas are like so not tolerated.( see? I use that word with sty-le.)

You there, in the back? What did you say? I’m sorry, you think Seahism will make YOU as great as ME?

Dahlink, this sacred order only makes you ALMOST as fabulous as moi, let’s not digress into a chapter from a cheap science fiction novel.

(Yeah, I’m a self-centred biatch. But that’s what makes you love me, eh, eh? *wink*)

(Thought so babe.)

Later dahlinks.

-The almighty power, Christine Seah (yes, you may approach)